Friday, March 12, 2010

So, you've decided to write poetry...

Here is some Poetry 101 for you. Firstly, pick up a bigger vocabulary. Second, just because you make every word in the end rhyme does not mean it is "poetry". For your benefit and your entertainment, here is what I consider the bare minimum for poetry and what I consider, for a lack of a better word, GARBAGE.

For starters, this is the bare minimum for what can be even considered poetry...


And here, ladies and gentleman, we have garbage...



So what is considered poetry, you might ask...
Word play, play around with metaphors, think about what the physical translates to the metaphysical. The meanings of our surroundings are subjective to our own perspectives and our own understandings of it. Live poetry, love poetry.

Monday, March 8, 2010

FYE >> For Your Entertainment

So, the Academy Awards 2010 just took place. What else to follow than ridicules right? And, in no particular order

Zoe Saldana from Avatar. She's hot, that's not the issue here but did Barney take a No. 2
on her? Like diahrea No. 2....Seriously.


What is that? Styrofoam? Big award ceremony and you're dressed in friggin styrofoam?




This is why Tiger likes white meat...

Did Barbie and a Mermaid get into a fight?

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Disclaimer for Why So Anger?

Post smart la, don't be a retard. Change name, change place, change your info, whatever you do, we only are concerned with the issue that is 'anger' you. Feel free to comment whenever and whatever you'd like but I will be filtering comments that get out of hand. So, don't be a douchebag, post what you are anger with or share the anger sympathy of others.

Why so anger?

We all want to know and you can let us know too. Anything that is 'angering' you, just post and just post anonymously, all we care is to know why you so anger. Don't worry about logic or who's right or wrong. If you anger, we listen. So, let your anger begin...